I don't worship the devil, I have my own damons

kiransingh:

the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

h0llo:

i havent made any really bad decisions lately im getting bored

darrenstummy:

the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along

swamped:

Do u ever look at someone and you’re like how

I wanna be your “1am I can’t sleep” text
(via latelycravingmore)