I don't worship the devil, I have my own damons


the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life


i havent made any really bad decisions lately im getting bored


the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along


Do u ever look at someone and you’re like how

I wanna be your “1am I can’t sleep” text
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